JAMES & THE GIANT PULSATING MASS OF PISSING, SHITTING, SCREAMING, PUKING, BURPING, BLEEDING, FARTING, SWEATING, EJACULATING, GENETICALLY MODIFIED MUTANT MONSTER MEAT by Kevin Sweeney

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Imagine JAME & THE GIANT PEACH, only instead of a giant peach it’s a genetic abomination, an unholy hulk of agonized flesh that Should Not Be… …and instead of a small boy sharing a jolly adventure with a group of anthropomorphic insects, there is a mindless killing machine on a nightmare voyage through an ecological Hell with a group of horrifying freaks! Torture in the name of science! A plastic island inhabited by mutant Sea Monkeys! Pollution kaiju! It’s another retelling of a beloved children’s classic sure to have the original author spinning in his grave!

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